Back to School Rap

"How come you're so smart?"
asked the teacher to a youngster
 "You're barely 5 and know all this by heart.
Are you getting this from the Internet
or maybe watch too much telly?"

"No, no", piped up the youngster.
"My mum is a lawyer
and I had 9 months of pre-school in her belly!"

Henri van Bentum

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